exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!
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aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??
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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

he he he he
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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein
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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...


Ji chahta hay ki tere nazuk hontho ko chum lun,
Ji chahta hay ki tere nazuk hontho ko chum lun,
per teri behti hui naak ne irada badal diya




~ TypesOfAashiq ~

AMEER AASHIQ
Main Bhee Kharidar Hoon Main Bhi Khareedon Gaa
Piyar Kahan Bikta Hai Pata Bata Doo ........
GHAREEB AASHIQ
Sona Na Chandi Na Koi Mehal Jane-Mann
Tujhko Mein Day Sakoon Gaa ........
JHOOTA AASHIQ
Kal Shab Dekha Main Ne Chand Jharokay Mein
Uss Ko Kiya Salaam Tumharay Dhokay Mein ........
SACHAA AASHIQ
Dil Hogaya Hai Tera Dewana Ab Koi Jachta Nahin
Naadan Hai Samajhta Nahin Bin Teray Rehta Nahin ........
KAMYAB AASHIQ
O' Kehndi Hai Sayyaa'n Main Teri Yaan ........
NAKAAM AASHIQ
Inn Say Nain Mila Kay Dekho Ya Dhoka Bhee Kha Kay Dekho
CHALAAK AASHIQ
Buss Bhai Buss Ziyada Baat Nahin Memsaab
Aaj Kay Baad Mulaqat Nahin Memsaab ........
MAJBOOR AASHIQ
Izhar Bhee Mushkil Hai Kuch Kah Bhee Nahin Saktay
Majboor Hain Uff Allah Chup Rah Bhee Nahi Saktay ......

BUZDIL AASHIQ
Mein Tera Shehar Choor Jaoun Gaa ........
DHEETE AASHIQ
Chahay Jiss Shehar Bhee Jayay Chahay Jiss Mulk Bhee Jayay
Main Hi Mahiwaal Hoon Tera Sohniye Tu Meri Gal sun ja ....
IZZAT DAR AASHIQ
Teri Ruswaiyyon Say Darta Hoon
Jub Teray Shehar Se Guzar Taa Hoon

A Noiseless Patient Spider a funny poem by Walt Whitman
A Song from the Suds a funny poem  by Louisa May Alcott
Afternoon in School - The Last Lesson a funny poem by D. H. Lawrence
Beautiful Soup a funny poem by Lewis Carroll
Daddy Fell into the Pond a funny poem by Alfred Noyes
'Faithless Sally Brown' a funny poem by Thomas Hood
Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest a funny poem by Robert Louis Stevenson
From The Canterbury Tales a funny poem by Geoffrey Chaucer
Gus - The Theatre Cat a funny poem by T S Eliot
How doth the little crocodile...a funny poem by Lewis Carroll
How pleasant to know Mr. Lear a funny poem by Edward Lear
Jabberwocky a funny poem by Lewis Carroll
Jeanie With The Light Brown Hair a funny poem by Stephen Foster
Macavity - The Mystery Cat a funny poem by T S Eliot
Oh Susana! A funny poem by Stephen Foster
Our Little Ghost a funny poem by Louisa May Alcott
'Song of the Shirt' a funny poem by Thomas Hood
Sestina Of The Tramp a Royal poem by Rudyard Kipling
Stellas Birthday a funny poem by Jonathan Swift
Sweeney among the Nightingales a funny poem by T S Eliot
The Jumblies a funny poem by Edward Lear
The Old Gumbie Cat a funny poem by T S Eliot
The Owl and the Pussy Cat a funny poem by Edward Lear
The Rock and the Bubble a funny poem by Louisa May Alcott
The Song of Quoodle a funny poem by G.K.Chesterton
The Spider and the Fly a funny poem by Mary Howitt
The Walrus and the Carpenter a funny poem by Lewis Carroll
To a Louse a funny poem by Robert Burns
To a Mouse a funny poem by Robert Burns
Wine and Water a funny poem by G.K.Chesterton